Friday Five Nov 14 / "Eat Shit" :)

Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 - 8:31 a.m.

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This week's Friday Five: (Questions are boldface, my answers appear beneath.)

Using one adjective, describe your current living space.

A: Saturnine.

Using two adjectives, describe your current employer.

A: Tolerant and forgiving.

Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime.

A: Creative, intense, and musical.

Using four adjectives, describe your typical day.

A: Humorous, rewarding, interactive, quiescent.

Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life.

A: Abundant, surprising, healing, romantic, and soul-mated.

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Okay. Now, if you wanna play Friday Five, go here.

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One of my friends keeps telling me to "eat shit." It's nothing personal, and in the long run I don't mind; it's simply part of his linguistic stylings.

So anyway, yesterday, I googled 'eat shit' and found a cool word.

Corprophagic. The word means 'tendency to eat feces', and I found it on lots of sites with instructions on how to break puppies of this habit.

So, now, next time you want to tell somebody to eat shit and die, you can simply wish them a case of terminal corprophagia, and watch them get all confused and stuff.

During the confusion, make your escape.

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4 of my readers commented on this entry

John - 2003-11-14 20:36:39
Hi, kiddo. Got stuck working late tonight; can'te get tnrough to you by phone. Leaving work at 5:30. Love you!
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Bindyree - 2003-11-15 04:44:23
So, basically the fancy way to say "Eat shit and die" would be as follows: "Commit coprophagia and expire!"
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Glenn - 2003-11-15 06:54:13
The answer to question #1 should be comfy.
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Bindyree - 2003-11-15 07:47:49
Awwwww, you're too sweet. :)
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