Better Than Butt

Wednesday, May. 07, 2008 - 12:10 a.m.

Well.

Hillary Clinton cancelled all of her scheduled media meetings on Wednesday morning.

And if I heard the Former First Lady correctly? She asked for money during her speechingtons last night.

That's nice. Gee, that must imbue her supporters with such hope.

Sigh.

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Yesterday was butt. Yesterday night was NOT butt.

Aunt Flo got here early Tuesday morning and was unpleasantly present through the day.

Yes, uterus. I know you're there. Thank you for reminding me.

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I spent the entire day Tuesday, carefully choosing my words, and chatting with Dave and or Scott and or Thea instead of sitting in a corner sucking my thumb.

All of you all were grand to put up with me yesterday. Thank you.

This is definitely going to be a much better day.

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John got home from work, immediately assessed the situation, and prescribed a glass of brandy and a tepid compress across my abdomen consisting of a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Thank you, John.

I'm sure he was a spectacle when he went to the store and the following things drifted across the scanner: This kind of pad, that kind of pad, peanut butter cups, and Cheddar Cheese Chex Mix.

When a cashier there happens to be one of the older females, they smile at him and say "Oh, you're a good guy."

To which I always thought John should honestly answer, "Yeah, well, thanks; I'm just trying to get back into the house."

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Today should be better than butt.

Have a good Wednesday.

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