Shots & Shooting

Friday, May. 29, 2009 - 12:40 a.m.

My bass guitar practice has officially yielded my first sign of overwork:

Unlike the song, there's not a blister on my little finger, and there's not a blister on my thumb.

Just pointy finger and birdy finger.

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So I've been asking Alan about publicity photos for the band.

We do kind of need some new ones because since the last batch of pictures was taken, one person has been replaced and one person has been added.

I suggested that an outfit of some kind might be nice; maybe a plain black shirt, blue jeans, and shoes -- each of wearer's choice so there would still be the option of expressing individuality without going too far afield.

We'll see what happens.

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As the Diaryland regulars know, we've been having a spate of spamming in diary form lately; auto bots are starting diaries featuring links to mortgage refinancing stuff, discount coupons, manufacturers abroad, etc. When we see them, we're supposed to report them to Andrew aka Da Boss, and he'll go exterminate it.

However, recently, there was one that was spamming for a Viagra knockoff, and the language contained therein was a source of amusement, and I am reproducing it here precisely as it appeared in the spam entry, except for the identifying spammyness removed:

My experience of buying [Viagra Knock Off Product Name] online

Sex is also an integral part of every human life should not be ignored for long. And when it is ignored, then begins a relationship between a man and a woman or two people of different sex who are in sexual activity.

If the flame burns clear sex is not possible all the time. First, the couple is a passionate sex life, but the passion, intensity fizzle over time. Or any time a host of health problems that people avoid sex. Whatever the reason, should never be decreased libido or lack of easy sex between men and women is a lot of controversy and is also bad for men as it has many scientists that sex has many benefits for health.

And when it comes to sexual disorders in Zing, the first group have an advantage over the young couples. The reason is simple. Couples during the years of trust, commitment, and are also other possibilities. Thus, for these couples is easy to wiederzuerwecken sexual passion again.Or the absence of a couple's sexual life can be happy with the partners to find someone else to fill the void in his life, the lack of sex a.

These couples should try different ways, positions on sex, that the path to revitalizing your sex life. It is increasingly likely that the couple may have been infected with complications, it is difficult for her to participate actively in the bed. But the most common form of the disease, the suffering of men is erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence. It is estimated that almost 50% of men 40 years of age suffer from some forms of ED.

Many also believe that ED is not a curable disease and not open to this topic with their partners or physicians. But the fact is that the ED is curable and there are several treatments for it. People general preference for various oral drugs, which is in the market. This drug [Knockoff] is the generic version of Viagra, is a product of an india company, [Name].

One dose of [Knockoff] is enough to shoot. We should not wait, diving after taking the pill to take, but should ask their partners to stimulation for him.

Um, yeah. Okay, I'll keep all of that in mind.

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All right, there we go. Have a good Friday.

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3 of my readers commented on this entry

Miss Hiss - 2009-05-29 12:02:32
Well. After reading that arousing spiel, I simply cannot WAIT for my passion (and lack of sex a) to be wiederzuerweckened. In fact, I'm off for a spot of diving as we speak! Love, R xxx
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art - 2009-05-29 14:41:26
hehehehe!!! one dose is enough to shoot! will explosion of sex a occur if too many doses eaten creates cannon effect??? muhahaha!! happy friday!
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andy - 2009-05-29 15:52:56
That's f-in' hilarious!
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