Onion Pop

Saturday, Nov. 07, 2009 - 12:43 a.m.

From The Onion archives, one of my favorites.

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies...

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Tomorrow will be music day.

I'm looking forward to a little more than usual, because I wrote a song in about two hours last night.

This hasn't happened to me in awhile, and while I'm not sure how Alan is going to receive it, I'm gonna present it to him with him having carte blanche to do whatever he wants with it.

And of couse, he and I will share writing credit, no matter who has done what.

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The Fort Hood assailant survived the slaughter, but is now hospitalized with a whole buncha bullet holes.

Reports indicate he is now paralyzed.

Did he get shot in the neck? Upper back? Hm.

If he did, then surgeons have already performed delicate surgery on that part of his body.

Should he survive the attack and face a military tribunal and be found guilty, he's going to be hanged by the neck until he is dead.

I predict we'll hear his neck go 'skreeek-POP' like in the cartoons.

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Not a long post. Have a good Saturday.

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