Breakup Letter & TSA

Monday, Dec. 11, 2006 - 1:25 a.m.

I found this over on MySpace a couple of months ago, and found it again in my notes when I was cleaning out my files from Note Pad.

This is a breakup letter. Help finish it by only typing THREE MORE WORDS in the letter, and then pass it on. This will be hilarious!!! Be creative!

Okay so a couple of people used four words. :-)

Yvonne- I'm sorry but
Angie - this can't go
John - on. Sometimes, people
Erica - have sex with
Danielle - random animals. The
Colie- animal gets pregnant.
Missy - I must be
Darrel - hitting a nerve...
Andrea - This is so
Joe - you not me,
Holly - you crazy stalker.
Julie- I'm dating your
Rich - entire family, and
Amber - the fetishes with
Jason - midgets have gone
Luna - crazy, and I
Bullet - have dirty STDs,
Supergirl - and i take
Victoria - seven hours to
Cole- say one word,
Marcella - and I cant
DJ Jaykubs - cum without crying.
Hay Hay ~ But thats the
misty - smallest problem. You
christopher - remind me of
Danielle R. - a platypus with
Patron Angel ~ a large hairy
Elisha - butt. Where did
Ariel - that giant wart
Katherine- come from? Sometimes
Katie-you make me
Marissa - cringe. I hate
Jon - the way you
Lauren - smell and the
Barr - thing on your
Shana- toe makes me
Garrett - vomit a lot.
Aaron - I should really
Adam - hit you with
Andy - the truth. My
Hannah - relationship with your
Trip Jupiter - father, which began
Jill- with anal beads
Elizabeth -- and chocolate pudding
Christy - can only end in marriage. So,
Jerel - tell your mom
Jan- the CoolWhip is
Matt- still sexy when
Morgan-She puts it
Adam-on the dog.
Amanda- just remember to rub
Truett- and stroke your
Jenny - stank assesd self
JusT - untill you die.
Libby- I wish things
JESSICA- W/ YOUR SISTER
Crab - weren't so damn
keith - much fun.
Heather- I hate the way
Clint - your nipples look
Anna - and you should
James- Put out more
Sharlee-I also hate
Linda-changing your diapers.
Catherine- That threesome Wednesday
Jessica B.- with your cousin
Denise- lasted longer than
mike-with your mom
christa- and your sister
Sage - so I said
Stormtrooper - Give me some
tubbsie- duct-tape and charcoal
marta- so i can
Cesar-burn that thing
Twinkie- Off your butt
momo- "it's not you..."
Amanda- it's just your penis...
Moose-- its just smaller
Michelle--than an ant's
josh-- i cant feel
lEAH- A DAMN THING.
allan-When we play
BETH- ninja turtles. You
KRISTINA- make me wanna
COURTNEY-get a dildo
Laurissa~ so i can......
Allison~ show, are you...
Tyra- sure you wanna,
Bianca- lick my underarm
Jess- while i'm drinking a red bull
Lyn- on the rocks
Manny - Maybe an operation
CARRIE- can change your
CALLI-poor pathetic round
Chandler- hemorroid. You should
Jeri - really go suck
Onna- a dog's butt!
Cory - it would make
Donna - you smell better.
Brandon- I cant stand
jeremy- the way you
Peter - drench my face
Linda - when we kiss,
sandy- i hope you
alice - leave soon, then
Angelface- suffocate and die
MerlinzPet, Raven~ you morbid elfin.
Gaia ~ Oh - one last
Gaia S. - thing you whiny
John G.- flatulent pussy monger
Ruthieee- I think I'm....
Sara - Ready to get
Barb - that crazy hitman
Emily - (remember, the cross-dresser?)
Brin - from karaoke night?

If you feel like continuing it in your own hunk of blogging territory, feel free.

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So I am finally unpacking from my most recent trip, and I found a little card from the TSA tucked into my checked luggage!

Those so-and-sos. What was so fascinating about dirty underwear?

Oh wait, I brought barbering tools with me and kept them in the checked piece; maybe that's what they were looking at.

I should do something more entertaining with my checked luggage, but I can't think of what.

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Okay, that's it. Have a Monday.

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