Crazy, Man, Crazy

Sunday, Feb. 25, 2007 - 3:08 a.m.

The parking lot was too full for us to actually get in to In N Out Burger, and it's also kind of hard to get to anyway from 280 so we finally said fuck it.

We'll come back on a weeknight or something.

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Old Buddy Dave found a new roommate!!! Happy Butt Dance!

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Okay, I'm pissed off about something.

America Online has altered my mail with out my consent.

I emailed my husband yesterday about the Kentucky Fried Taco Bell Rat story, and unbeknownst to me, there is now ADVERTISING appearing in my email without my knowledge or consent.

I know that this has long been a resource for email accounts that are free.

But I'm PAYING for this account, and I think that the advertising contained in my email should have been something I had to confirm, NOT something that was automatically added.

Grumble grumble grunch... I guess maybe it's not quite a federal case, but still.

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Stolen from Friday Five, and sorry, just one of the queries this time. :)

If you could write four newspaper headlines, which would come true, what would they be?

PRESIDENT VENTURA SWORN IN FOR SECOND TERM

BIN LADEN ACCEPTS CHRIST, OPENS FRANCISCAN MONASTERY IN PAKISTAN

LAWRENCE LIVERMORE LAB SUCCEEDS AT COLD FUSION

CUBANS VOTE FOR ANNEXATION BY USA

If you guys have ideas for headlines, leave em in the comments section

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In the Canvas Blazer With Wraparound Sleeves department:

Woman Claims to Be Jackson Kids' Mom

AP LOS ANGELES (Feb. 22) - A British woman who claims she is the mother of Michael Jackson 's three children cannot intervene in the pop star's custody settlement with his ex-wife, a judge has ruled.

Nona Paris Lola Jackson, 36, of London, filed a motion in October demanding a role in the custody settlement between the singer and Deborah Rowe. Superior Court Judge Robert Schnider denied the motion in November and again on Wednesday, saying she had failed to properly notify Jackson and Rowe of her claims. The woman hadn't provided "credible evidence" that she was the children's birth mother, the judge said. He left open the opportunity for her to bring the motion again if Jackson and Rowe were served properly.

Nona Jackson's court papers contended that "Michael and I are a sexually active couple and have been this way from the beginning." She also claimed to have written more than 3,000 songs for him.

Nona Jackson, speaking by telephone, tried to question two lawyers for the 48-year-old singer in court Wednesday. "Is Mr. Jackson denying I'm the mother of the children?" she asked. "What is he saying about my children?"

However, the judge told her the lawyers weren't obligated to answer. No lawyers for Rowe were present.

Michael Jackson has said Rowe is the mother of his eldest son, Prince Michael, and daughter, Paris. He has not identified the mother of his other son, Prince Michael II.

Jackson and Rowe settled a custody fight in September. Details of that agreement have not been released.

Um. Yeah.

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Okay, enough. Have a nice Sunday.

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