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Ben Folds Face Wednesday, Jun. 14, 2006 - 12:37 a.m. Well, Ben Roethlisberger, the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, wasn't wearing a helmet when he had that motorcycle wreck that smashed his jaw and knocked his teeth out. He ran his mouth about helmet laws and now he won't be able to physically speak up to defend himself when people point out what a stupid windshield-eating moron he's been. I was in a bad car accident that broke my jaw and cost me some upper front teeth back in 1983, but it wouldn't have been so bad if I'd been wearing my seatbelt. So -- Ben, I'm sorry. No sympathy. NONE. When I think of how you make your living? Holy smokes. Enjoy your Ensure, you dumb dink. --- I think that's it. Have a good Wednesday. ---
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