Size Isn't Everything

Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006 - 12:00 a.m.

Okay. This is getting monotonous...

Rush Limbaugh, 55, was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after he returned on his private plane from a vacation in the Dominican Republic. Customs officials found Viagra in his bag, but his name wasn't on the prescription, Palm Beach County sheriff's spokesman Paul Miller said.

Limbaugh joked about the search on his radio show Tuesday, saying Customs officials didn't believe him when he said he got the pills at the Clinton Library and he was told they were blue M&Ms. He later added, chuckling: "I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it."

It is generally not illegal under Florida law for a physician to prescribe medication in a third party's name if all parties are aware and the doctor documents it correctly, said Mike Edmondson, a spokesman for the state attorney in Palm Beach County. He would not discuss specifics in the Limbaugh case Tuesday.

Okay, folks, all together:

Rush Limbaugh -- With Boners On Loan From God.

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With regard to the convenient exodus of Star Jones from the View, just before Rosie O'Donnell takes a seat on the panel: "My contract was not renewed for the tenth season. I feel like I was fired." Um. Star? Dear girl? Get real close to the screen. I'm going to give you a hot tip -- You WERE fired.

That's what we mundanes call it out here. Fired.

The world knows you don't like her; you treat her like shit every time the two of you are anywhere together on camera. And besides, Jesus told me that you wanted out from your contract because you don't want to catch any of Rosie O'Donnell's lesbian cooties.

But it's possible I hallucinated all of the above in that last sentence there, though, so don't believe a word of it.

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I found a wedding picture of Dog & Beth, Mr and Mrs Bounty Hunter. Have a gander at the gravity-defying scenery.

Sigh... I wish mine still did that.

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Finally, I wish celebrities everywhere could have a look at this.

As the song goes -- "That's about the size / Where you put your eyes / That's about the size of it."

Have a great big Wednesday!

I'm going to be late with Thursday's post, so hang in there. :-)

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